I live in an instrument storage facility...
Hmm . . I can see, You must buy a Swedish "nyckelharpa"
I've also instruments coming out of my ears
Always wanted a nyckelharpa, but last year finally got into playing (Nor) hardingfele/hardanger fiddle...on which the Swedish tunes also sound good. It definitely assuages my penchant for Scand music.
Ya storage has always been a problem. In the last four years I've pared down from 75+ instruments to about 50. I got rid of my drums, upright bass, synths, electric guitars and amps, hurdy gurdy...and started buying more squeezy things.. I bought another one yesterday (Delicia piano acc). My only solution is to live with them like they are furniture.
*Oh, one other strategy in assimilating them is to distribute them among friends, or other sites. I keep a few guitars, fiddle, congas at a homeless shelter where I visit/teach weekly (pre covid).