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C age ing

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The cat's away.........
« on: August 16, 2008, 05:32:48 AM »

With profuse apologies to Flanders and Swann

Theo's in Whitby, let's talk rude.
Pee, po, belly, bum, piano accordion.

Okay, okay. Professional foul. Banned for how long?

Further verses requested. ;)
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Re: The cat's away.........
« Reply #1 on: August 24, 2008, 12:49:41 AM »

Theo's in Whitby, let's talk rude.
Pee, po, belly, bum, piano accordion.

Bill,

If I'd written that, I'd have remained Anonymous...

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Re: The cat's away.........
« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2008, 01:01:16 AM »

With profuse apologies to Flanders and Swann

Theo's in Whitby, let's talk rude.
Pee, po, belly, bum, piano accordion.

Okay, okay. Professional foul. Banned for how long?

Further verses requested. ;)
Bill (for it is he) all this is being noted in my little black book, along with details of your two melodeons I'm selling for you.  When it comes to the reckoning I may have to add a further percentage to the commission as a compensation for damage to my previously unsullied reputation.  I'd much rather do that than ban you and have no more of your entertaining posts. :o ;D
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Re: The cat's away.........
« Reply #3 on: August 24, 2008, 09:53:00 AM »

Bill (for it is he) all this is being noted in my little black book, along with details of your two melodeons I'm selling for you.  When it comes to the reckoning I may have to add a further percentage to the commission as a compensation for damage to my previously unsullied reputation.  I'd much rather do that than ban you and have no more of your entertaining posts. :o ;D
Would you believe Identity Theft????
Theo, you haven't been leaving any laptops, CDs or memory sticks around, have you????
As you know, I am just a poor old age pensioner and need the full revenue from the sales to meet the vastly increased electricity costs.:'(
Has any of this reasons appealed to your better seven-eighths? ;)
Oh well, when they find the frozen corpse. :(
Just noticed "unsullied reputation". Theo, you ride an Indian. :-[
Stephen, Glad you are back. :)
Old Bill.
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